Tag: jokes
group name: timetogather
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 17, 2008 11:58 AM EDT --
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was . . . more
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June 18, 2008 02:11 AM EDT --
. Little Johnny's at it again.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her
Psychology courses. She . . . more
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June 30, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
Hi y'all, let's hv some fun, finish with your own quote
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"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime." . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:22 PM EDT --
Since April fools day is coming up very soon I was wondering if anyone has something funny to share of a prank or joke they pulled off on April Fools day in the past? I would love to hear about plans . . . more
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June 07, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the
recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself
and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it
over with . . . more
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April 13, 2008 02:13 PM EDT --
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity....
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. . . . more
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June 20, 2008 08:39 PM EDT --
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on . . . more
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April 21, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
...at the end of a long day at the office. He's surprised to see that he is the only patron in the entire place. He sits down and orders a beer. The bar tender . . . more
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April 24, 2008 09:44 PM EDT --
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your . . . more
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April 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I was sitting all alone
stuck at work late one night,
when my stomach got tense
then felt painful and tight.
I was feeling some rumbling,
I was starting to pay
for the chili and cold cuts . . . more
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August 05, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
A team of archaeologists were excavating a site near Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it:
Woman, Donkey, Shovel, Fish, and Star of David
After months of studying . . . more
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